uhhh james, you okay?
NOBODY WANTED MY GODDAMN EGGS
If they stick to the pan like that, I don’t think I’d want them either.
I have never laughed harder in my life, omg
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
That was beautiful
now you know what jell-o looks like bouncing in slow-mo. i know you always wondered.
my entire experience in high school